Monday, March 25, 2013

Who vetted the pope?

Disturbing news out of the Vatican.

The new pope refused red shoes.

The new pope picks up the phone and personally calls his newspaper stand in Argentina to cancel his paper.

As if this was not enough, now we hear that he used to save the rubber bands of the paper and then returned them to the news stand for re-use.

Who has vetted that man?

Did Santa's nice and naughty list experience an epic failure?

Were the corporate and executive image consultants too busy fluffing up the deteriorating reputations of <put any name here>?

Is the new pope bent on proving that the Catholics accidentally got the right man? Gee, we cannot even say "hell bent on proving" ....

Did Martin Luther, the German, not MLK, get it wrong after all?

Or is this a conspiracy theorist's wet dream?

Well, with an organization as big as his, things will go pear shaped sooner or later. 

Good luck, though.
 

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